What? You don’t like swimsuit shopping with your mother?
It’s not like I took them into the dressing room or anything. I perused the sales racks and then moved along to other things, but in those few minutes you would’ve thought I performed a chorus line in a two-piece across the aisles of Kohls.
Geez, boys. Get a grip. It could be worse. In fact, it’s going to get A LOT worse when you have girlfriends. I’ll make sure of it.