Who’s the boss?

Jackson (J2): Eat your dinner, Jeremy.

Jeremy (J1): Jackson, would you please not be the boss of me?

J2: What?

J1: Please don’t tell me what to do.

J2: Stop it.

J1: You stop, Jack. You’re not the boss of me.

J2: Yes I am.

J1: No you’re not.

J2: Eat your dinner, Jeremy.

J1: Stop it.

J2: I don’t want to.

J1: Sigh… Stop it, Jackson!

J2: I not Jackson. I Alice in Wunner-land.

J1: Well you’re not the boss of me, AL-ICE!

J2: Okay.

We all continue to calmly eat, until…

J2: Eat your dinner, Mom.

Me: You’re not the boss of me.

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