I’m too mature.

Driving home from the park this afternoon Jackson announced that he needed a bath. I said, what about a shower? He replied, oh yeah. I like showers. I can dance in the shower.

“You dance in the shower?” asks Jeremy.

“Yeah,” says Jack.

“To what music?”

“I dunno.”

“Mom, what music does he listen to in the shower?” Jeremy asks.

“The music in his head, I suppose,” I say.

“Do you dance in the shower, Jeremy?” asks Jack.

“No,” he says. “I’m too mature for that.”

“Oh,” Jack says. “I’m not mature yet but I will be soon.”

 

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