Too big for the cat door

In the last week, Major has vomited in the kitchen, chewed a library book, stolen Jeremy’s sandwich, scratched my left leg to pieces, and pulled back the wire fence that protects my unplanted garden to eat the compost. It stopped being cute three months ago.

That’s probably why I enjoy this video a little too much. He can’t get the one thing he wants and I like watching him suffer for it.

He loses his masculinity in nine days. Pray for a miracle or this dog will be on the curb with “Free to a loving home without a garden” sign.

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