Viva la Candy Corn

I was fooling myself by thinking I could wait until October to buy candy corn. Life is too short to wait until October. The boys keep stealing from my stash, which is wholly unacceptable in this house. It wasn’t entirely hidden but it was on my desk and that’s a VERY clear indication that the candy corn is MINE all MINE. Also, a certain nine-year-old keeps snatching the pumpkins, WHICH ARE MY FAVORITE, and as soon as I catch him in the act it’s all over for him. He’ll be pulling from his piggy bank to buy me a new bag.

Don’t think I won’t make him.