Major: It was a bad weekend.
Me: Yes it was.
Major: I can’t believe that game.
Me: Me neither, dude. Me neither.
Major: We should’ve won.
Me: I know, I know.
Major: We should’ve gone for two.
Me: I know, I know.
Major: It’s gonna take me a while to get over it.
Me: Same here.
Major: Now I’m nervous about the rest of the season. Did you hear that Kentucky beat Missouri?
Me: I heard.
Major: And Vandy put some pressure on Ole Miss. VANDERBILT. AGAINST OLE MISS. I can’t take it.
Me: Me neither.
Major: Mom?
Me: Yes?
Major: Do you think we’ll beat Arkansas?
Those brown eyes, though.